Jokes!!!!

What can you catch but not through???

What are two things you can never eat before Breakfast???

What sits on the bottom of the ocean and shakes???

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells???

“Excuse me, could you tell me the time?” asked the blonde of a man on the street corner.

“Sure….it’s three fifteen,”he replied with a smile.

"Thanks,” she said, a puzzled look crossing her face

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"You know, it’s the weirdest thing-I’ve been asking that question all day long, and each time I get a different answer.”

Why do cows wear bells?